Funny jokes for you

[roybaxter]

Here are some more funny jokes for you:

 

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

 

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

 

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

 

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

 

I hope these jokes put a smile on your face!

[Tournesol]

Nous sommes dans un forum français ! ! !

Vous devez traduire vos blagues mais pas seulement dans votre langue ! ! !

Merci pour les prochains ! ! !

Like that :

We are in a french forum ! ! !

You must to translate your jokes nor just in your language ! ! !

Thank you for the next’s ! ! !

[Auteur]

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